06/23/2008

Samir Nasri joins Arsenal

The "new Zidane" has joined Arsenal for a reported 18m euros.

 

Will be great to see him alongside Cesc Fabregas next season.

04/06/2008

Dr. Who? MOJO, charlton heston

How bad has Dr. Who become?

 

Catherine Tate, what a joke of an assistant, terrible idea...completey killed it...and what the feck was that last episode about with the fat blob things? Utter rubbish, sort it out BBC... 

 

Bob Derwood Andrews called the other day, tells me he has 4 pages in MOJO, an extract from his forthcoming book, cool...

 

Arsenal's season has gone pear shaped, muppets... 

 

Charlton Heston, R.I.P. 

02/03/2008

Man City 1 Arsenal 3

Once again, Adebayor scores a brace...he's rapidly turning into the best striker in the PL.

Hot chip-Flight of the conchords

Anyone think these are similar, except The Conchords are funnier?

Must be something to do with the vocals, I guess... 

01/26/2008

Arsenal 3 Newcastle 0

Arsenal are through to the 5th round of the FA cup after beating King Kev's bar codes 3-0, with another brace from the incredible Adebayor.

01/19/2008

The one and only {part 2}

Fecking funny!

 

Had to watch this,  after last weeks load of cack...

 

"Lionel Richie" was hilarious, how can they think it's a good idea to put a whacking great big false nose on him? Kylie? Oh dear.

...and the fattest, most useless Elton John, ever. Idiots!

 

Anyway, Fulham 0 Arsenal 3...the BBC's African player of the year, Adebayor, scored 2 for the Gunners. 

Jonathan ross-friday night

Oh dear. The legend that is Ringo was on Ross's show, promoting his new album "Liverpool 8"...I really wish he wouldn't. it sounds terrible, as does just about everything else he's done post-Beatles...interesting marketing gimmick to sell the album though, a usb wristband.

As for "Hotchip"...very average, and a very poor vocal.

01/12/2008

The one and only {load of boll***s}

Well, after watching Arsenal stuff it up and draw at home to 'brum {1-1), we bought a Chinese and settled in to watch some trash...and trash it was.

F**k me, what were these c**ts thinking of? Terrible, talentless, a-holes...Some old bag dressed up as Kylie, another old tart thought she was cher...Tom jones lookalike was fecking hilarious,must have ate all the pies to get on the show, some ginger haired muppet who wanted to be Lionel Richie...and they were the best ones.

BBC license fee for that?...and as for anyone actually texting in and voting, they need their brains examined.

 

I'm in a bad mood... 

11/23/2007

The Mighty Boosh-journey to the centre of the punk

I love The Mighty Boosh, and consider it one of the most creative and avant garde comedy shows  on T.V...but something didn't feel right about the last episode, as though too much time was spent on the main theme and less on the little details and subtle referances that make the show tick.

The first episode in the series "Eels" was another triumph, so I'm hoping that the guys genius hasn't run dry just yet.

10/06/2007

It's a boy!

I'm now a father.

 

Beautiful baby boy.

 

We've named him Thomas. 

 

 

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