Martin Lee Stephenson Weblog

Annoying song of the month:

I kissed a girl, by whoeverthefuck.

What the feck is that load of cack, you utter c**thound? 

So, a little late with the post now the Olympics has finished...brilliant display by the Brits, etc, etc....

What a farce that closing ceremony was...the mad Boris not knowing what to do with the flag, Beckam managing to kick a ball a few feet, and the MUSIC!!!! AAAGHHH!!!

Fecking nightmare...one of my all time idols Jimmy Page, reduced to a blithering, gormless pub musician strumming along to "whole lotta Love" with the overrated Leona Lewis barking away...tedious, awful, noise, with the whole fecking World watching them make fools of themselves. Fuck sake Jimmy. You was cool once.

Now, I like Leona and think she is indeed a talent once you get beyond the bullshit, but what were the organisors thinking? Horrible.

Whole Lotta crap. 

Still, at least Arsenal qualified for the Champions league...

Right ho.

What a load of crap this pathetic excuse for a carnival has become...the music is getting worse, the costumes are getting worse, the food is getting worse and the whole vibe of the place is violent and intimidating, a shadow of the multi cultural and colourful event it used to be...oh, hang on, it's always been a bit crap.

So a police spokesmen called the event a "success" as there were no firearms incidents this year, even though there was a riot at the end, with battles between police and "carnival goers".

This Country is a joke. 

1 Sol Seppy

2 Spooncurve

3 MGMT

4 Cocteau Twins

5 Depeche Mode

6 Bon Iver

7 Henry Cow

8 Tortoise

9 Dead can dance

10 Tangerine Dream

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